THE BESTEREST GAME EVER MADE!!! TOTALLY GROUNDBREAKING!!

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Mockery

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THE BESTEREST GAME EVER MADE!!! TOTALLY GROUNDBREAKING!!

Posted by Mockery - April 1st, 2014

I'M PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE HAVE FINALLY COMPLETED THE "MR. DINOSAUR" INTERACTIVE GAMING EXPERIENCE TRILOGY! IN THIS NEW GAME, YOU TAKE MR. DINOSAUR ON A TRIP TO THE MOON TO SAVE PLANET EARTH FROM CERTAIN DOOM! PLAY IT NOW HERE ON NEWGROUNDS AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF INCREDIBLE GAMEPLAY, 5D GRAPHICS, WIZARD-LIKE PROGRAMMING, AND DOLBY 36.9 SURROUND SOUND THAT NO MODERN CONSOLE IS EVEN CAPABLE OF HANDLING!

PLAY IT NOW SO YOUR LIFE IS FOREVER CHANGED!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/636760

P.S.: SINCE THIS WILL BE THE BEST EXPERIENCE OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, I JUST WANTED TO GO AHEAD AND SAY "YOU'RE WELCOME!" IN ADVANCE, SO... YOU'RE WELCOME!

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UsernameUser 2014-04-01 18:16:30

Thanks?

Mockery 2014-04-01 18:16:30

YOU'RE WELCOME! ENJOY WHAT IS GUARANTEED TO BE THE GREATEST EXPERIENCE OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE! NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME AFTER TODAY!

Reaxrami 2014-04-01 22:31:00

WOW THIS IS BEAUTIFUL ITS THE BESTEREST GAME EVER MADE IT IS BETTER THAN ANY GAME PLAY IT NOW EVERYONE

Mockery 2014-04-01 22:31:00

THANK YOU! IT WAS IN DEVELOPMENT SINCE I WAS A FETUS, SO I'M VERY GLAD TO HEAR YOU ARE ENJOYING IT, AS THIS WAS A LONG, ARDUOUS DEVELOPMENT CYCLE THAT I OFTEN THOUGHT WOULD BREAK MY SPIRIT. FORTUNATELY, THE KNOWLEDGE THAT PEOPLE WOULD ONE DAY EXPERIENCE THE BESTEREST GAME EVER IN THEIR ENTIRE LIVES, WHERE A DINOSAUR ACTUALLY GOES TO THE MOON, WAS MORE THAN ENOUGH TO KEEP ME MOTIVATED ALL THOSE YEARS! HAVE FUN PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

Wegra 2014-04-02 00:56:58

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS AMAZING GAME CAN I HUG YOU?

Mockery 2014-04-02 00:56:58

I ALREADY GAVE YOU AN INCREDIBLE, LIFE-CHANGING VIDEO GAME THAT GOES FAR BEYOND ANYTHING MODERN TECHNOLOGY CAN HANDLE... AND NOW YOU WANT A HUG ON TOP OF IT ALL?

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL! YOU MAY NOW COLLECT ONE (1) HUG. THE BESTEREST HUG OF YOUR LIFE.

SpikeVallentine 2014-04-02 14:50:46

dat game

Mockery 2014-04-02 14:50:46

DAT DINOSAUR!

YoutubeIsawesome 2014-04-03 05:42:29

okay

freakworld10 2014-04-03 06:35:50

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE MY POKEDOLLARS.

00gh0sT00 2014-04-08 00:15:17

Thank you.

Good bye my old dino pal.

RainingHotDogs 2014-09-17 19:53:04

oh my god i need a FULL walkthrough for this

Hacsev 2015-03-21 17:18:43

NIce! Also, I've been watching all the Movie Fights. Best of luck pal!

Josef-Eliasson 2015-04-23 15:23:49

JJ JJ

Dangerous-D 2015-08-06 14:20:51

glad to see an old school NG member back on here

THE BESTEREST GAME EVER MADE!!! TOTALLY GROUNDBREAKING!!

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