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THE BESTEREST GAME EVER MADE!!! TOTALLY GROUNDBREAKING!!

2014-04-01 18:05:44 by Mockery

I'M PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE HAVE FINALLY COMPLETED THE "MR. DINOSAUR" INTERACTIVE GAMING EXPERIENCE TRILOGY! IN THIS NEW GAME, YOU TAKE MR. DINOSAUR ON A TRIP TO THE MOON TO SAVE PLANET EARTH FROM CERTAIN DOOM! PLAY IT NOW HERE ON NEWGROUNDS AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF INCREDIBLE GAMEPLAY, 5D GRAPHICS, WIZARD-LIKE PROGRAMMING, AND DOLBY 36.9 SURROUND SOUND THAT NO MODERN CONSOLE IS EVEN CAPABLE OF HANDLING!

PLAY IT NOW SO YOUR LIFE IS FOREVER CHANGED!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/636760

PLAY THE BESTEREST GAME EVER MADE TODAY!

P.S.: SINCE THIS WILL BE THE BEST EXPERIENCE OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, I JUST WANTED TO GO AHEAD AND SAY "YOU'RE WELCOME!" IN ADVANCE, SO... YOU'RE WELCOME!


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RainingHotDogsRainingHotDogs

2014-09-17 19:53:04

oh my god i need a FULL walkthrough for this


00gh0sT0000gh0sT00

2014-04-08 00:15:17

Thank you.

Good bye my old dino pal.


RazefanRazefan

2014-04-04 15:34:28

That dinosaur picture is really cool! It's almost as good as the one in game, which is far more detailed than I ever thought new grounds could handle.
Regarding the cover art, it's good too. Did you guys make it or did you get it from somewhere else? If so where? - Just wondering


freakworld10freakworld10

2014-04-03 06:35:50

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE MY POKEDOLLARS.


YoutubeIsawesomeYoutubeIsawesome

2014-04-03 05:42:29

okay


JAFZ3DJAFZ3D

2014-04-02 18:40:50

<33333333


SpikeVallentineSpikeVallentine

2014-04-02 14:50:46

dat game

Mockery responds:

DAT DINOSAUR!


PogobroPogobro

2014-04-02 13:56:00

Dude. Mind blown.

I think I might sing...

Mockery responds:

YOU SHOULD! SING TO THE HEAVENS ABOUT HOW YOUR LIFE HAS NOW BEEN CHANGED FOR THE BETTER, ALL BECAUSE YOU MADE A NEW FRIEND. HE'S NOT A REAL PERSON, HE'S A CHARACTER IN A VIDEO GAME BY THE NAME OF "MR. DINOSAUR", BUT IN YOUR HEART, YOU KNOW HE'S MORE OF A FRIEND THAN ANYBODY ELSE IN THIS WORLD COULD EVER BE. CHERISH MR. DINOSAUR. CHERISH HIM FOREVER.


WegraWegra

2014-04-02 00:56:58

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS AMAZING GAME CAN I HUG YOU?

Mockery responds:

I ALREADY GAVE YOU AN INCREDIBLE, LIFE-CHANGING VIDEO GAME THAT GOES FAR BEYOND ANYTHING MODERN TECHNOLOGY CAN HANDLE... AND NOW YOU WANT A HUG ON TOP OF IT ALL?

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL! YOU MAY NOW COLLECT ONE (1) HUG. THE BESTEREST HUG OF YOUR LIFE.


ReaxramiReaxrami

2014-04-01 22:31:00

WOW THIS IS BEAUTIFUL ITS THE BESTEREST GAME EVER MADE IT IS BETTER THAN ANY GAME PLAY IT NOW EVERYONE

Mockery responds:

THANK YOU! IT WAS IN DEVELOPMENT SINCE I WAS A FETUS, SO I'M VERY GLAD TO HEAR YOU ARE ENJOYING IT, AS THIS WAS A LONG, ARDUOUS DEVELOPMENT CYCLE THAT I OFTEN THOUGHT WOULD BREAK MY SPIRIT. FORTUNATELY, THE KNOWLEDGE THAT PEOPLE WOULD ONE DAY EXPERIENCE THE BESTEREST GAME EVER IN THEIR ENTIRE LIVES, WHERE A DINOSAUR ACTUALLY GOES TO THE MOON, WAS MORE THAN ENOUGH TO KEEP ME MOTIVATED ALL THOSE YEARS! HAVE FUN PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!


UsernameUserUsernameUser

2014-04-01 18:16:30

Thanks?

Mockery responds:

YOU'RE WELCOME! ENJOY WHAT IS GUARANTEED TO BE THE GREATEST EXPERIENCE OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE! NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME AFTER TODAY!