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THE BESTEREST GAME EVER MADE!!! TOTALLY GROUNDBREAKING!!

4/1/14 by Mockery

I'M PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE HAVE FINALLY COMPLETED THE "MR. DINOSAUR" INTERACTIVE GAMING EXPERIENCE TRILOGY! IN THIS NEW GAME, YOU TAKE MR. DINOSAUR ON A TRIP TO THE MOON TO SAVE PLANET EARTH FROM CERTAIN DOOM! PLAY IT NOW HERE ON NEWGROUNDS AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF INCREDIBLE GAMEPLAY, 5D GRAPHICS, WIZARD-LIKE PROGRAMMING, AND DOLBY 36.9 SURROUND SOUND THAT NO MODERN CONSOLE IS EVEN CAPABLE OF HANDLING!

PLAY IT NOW SO YOUR LIFE IS FOREVER CHANGED!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/636760

PLAY THE BESTEREST GAME EVER MADE TODAY!

P.S.: SINCE THIS WILL BE THE BEST EXPERIENCE OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, I JUST WANTED TO GO AHEAD AND SAY "YOU'RE WELCOME!" IN ADVANCE, SO... YOU'RE WELCOME!


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Thank you.

Good bye my old dino pal.


RazefanRazefan

4/4/14

That dinosaur picture is really cool! It's almost as good as the one in game, which is far more detailed than I ever thought new grounds could handle.
Regarding the cover art, it's good too. Did you guys make it or did you get it from somewhere else? If so where? - Just wondering


SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE MY POKEDOLLARS.


okay


JAFZ3DJAFZ3D

4/2/14

<33333333


dat game

4/2/14 Mockery responds:

DAT DINOSAUR!


PogobroPogobro

4/2/14

Dude. Mind blown.

I think I might sing...

4/2/14 Mockery responds:

YOU SHOULD! SING TO THE HEAVENS ABOUT HOW YOUR LIFE HAS NOW BEEN CHANGED FOR THE BETTER, ALL BECAUSE YOU MADE A NEW FRIEND. HE'S NOT A REAL PERSON, HE'S A CHARACTER IN A VIDEO GAME BY THE NAME OF "MR. DINOSAUR", BUT IN YOUR HEART, YOU KNOW HE'S MORE OF A FRIEND THAN ANYBODY ELSE IN THIS WORLD COULD EVER BE. CHERISH MR. DINOSAUR. CHERISH HIM FOREVER.


WegraWegra

4/2/14

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS AMAZING GAME CAN I HUG YOU?

4/2/14 Mockery responds:

I ALREADY GAVE YOU AN INCREDIBLE, LIFE-CHANGING VIDEO GAME THAT GOES FAR BEYOND ANYTHING MODERN TECHNOLOGY CAN HANDLE... AND NOW YOU WANT A HUG ON TOP OF IT ALL?

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL! YOU MAY NOW COLLECT ONE (1) HUG. THE BESTEREST HUG OF YOUR LIFE.


ReaxramiReaxrami

4/1/14

WOW THIS IS BEAUTIFUL ITS THE BESTEREST GAME EVER MADE IT IS BETTER THAN ANY GAME PLAY IT NOW EVERYONE

4/1/14 Mockery responds:

THANK YOU! IT WAS IN DEVELOPMENT SINCE I WAS A FETUS, SO I'M VERY GLAD TO HEAR YOU ARE ENJOYING IT, AS THIS WAS A LONG, ARDUOUS DEVELOPMENT CYCLE THAT I OFTEN THOUGHT WOULD BREAK MY SPIRIT. FORTUNATELY, THE KNOWLEDGE THAT PEOPLE WOULD ONE DAY EXPERIENCE THE BESTEREST GAME EVER IN THEIR ENTIRE LIVES, WHERE A DINOSAUR ACTUALLY GOES TO THE MOON, WAS MORE THAN ENOUGH TO KEEP ME MOTIVATED ALL THOSE YEARS! HAVE FUN PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!


Thanks?

4/1/14 Mockery responds:

YOU'RE WELCOME! ENJOY WHAT IS GUARANTEED TO BE THE GREATEST EXPERIENCE OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE! NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME AFTER TODAY!